love story in a python function

一直被拒型

def my_love_story():
    for girl in every_girl_I_liked:
        response = declare_love(girl)
        if response != "NO":
            raise RunTimeError("There must be something wrong with the                 girl.")

孤单型

def my_love_story():
    return None

自己动手型

def my_girl_friend():
    return "Right Hand"

或者

import random
def my_girl_friend():
    my_girl_friends = ["Left Hand", "Right Hand"]
    return random.choice(my_girl_friends)

风流型

def my_love_story():
    for girl in every_girl_I_have_met:
        sleep_with(girl)

一见钟情型

def my_love_story():
    assert love_at_first_sight(my_girl_friend) is True

钟爱一生型

def my_love_story():
    girl = met_a_girl()
    girl_friend = dated_her(girl)
    wife = got_married(girl_friend)
    mother = had_a_child(wife)
    assert girl is girl_friend is wife is mother

寻找真爱型

def my_love_story():
    girl = find_someone()
    while not is_the_one(girl):
        girl = find_someone()
        
    live_happily_ever_after()

韩剧型

def my_love_story():
    assert me.is_wealthy()
    assert me.is_handsome()
    assert me.is_tall()
    
    girl = someone_I_met_at_a_random_party()
    me.hate(girl)
    me.fell_in_love_with(girl)
    girl.ex_boy_friend is jerk
    me.fight(girl.ex_boy_friend)
    me.date(girl)
    
    me.mother.hate(girl)
    me.mother.find_me_another_girl()
    me.break_up_with_my_family()
    
    girl.got_cancer()
    me.is_devastated()
    me.mother.give_money_to(me)
    me.mother.accept(girl)
    girl.is_cured()
    
    me.kiss(girl)
    the_end()

相亲型

def my_love_story():
    available_girls = filter(who_does_not_mind_my_poverty, girls_my_mother_set_me_up())
    marry(biggest_boobs(available_girls))

现实型

def my_love_story():
    girl = met_a_girl()
    girl_friend = fell_crazy_in_love(girl)
    
    with before_getting_married(girl_friend):
        if not all([me.have_a_house, me.have_a_car, me.have_a_lot_of_money]):
            girl_friend.break_up_with(me)

我爱的人和爱我的人型

def my_love_story():
    for girl in every_girl_that_loved_me:
        me.reject(girl)
    
    for girl in every_girl_that_I_loved:
        girl.reject(me)

暗恋型

def my_love_story():
    places_I_have_been = [classrooms, companies, supermarkets, restaurants, trains, hotels_I_stayed]
    for girl in the_most_beautiful_girl():
        me.fell_in_love_with(girl)
        girl.never_notice(me)

If u rd al abv, and udrstnd tm, chncs r u dnt hv a grl frnd.

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